Scissors-as-a-Weapon Forum

Welcome, fellow scissor-wielders!

Thread Title: "Scissors vs. the Cat"

Posted by: John D. Scissorhands

Posted on: 2023-02-20

Comments: 10

Scissors are a powerful tool, but have you ever considered their impact on feline life?

I've had my cat, Mr. Whiskers, for 10 years, and I still haven't found a way to defend him against the scissor-wielding menace that lurks in the shadows.

Has anyone else had to deal with the scissor-related trauma of their feline friends?

Thread Title: "Scissors as a Form of Nonverbal Communication"

Posted by: Jane D. Slicey

Posted on: 2023-02-15

Comments: 5

I've found that using scissors to cut through the air can be an effective way to express myself in a crowded elevator.

I've also found that it's a great way to get people's attention in meetings.

But what about in more... delicate situations, like in a quiet library or a place of worship?